Don't ask me why I call it "In a nutshell"

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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heyfunniest:

random-and-interesting:

Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable

Dodocool - $9.97

Apple - $19.00

IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS 

NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS

getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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legendary 

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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

atroposxr:

we got hedgehogs out here gettin hitched tryna fuck

atroposxr:

we got hedgehogs out here gettin hitched tryna fuck

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