Don't ask me why I call it "In a nutshell"

meladoodle:

my friend just sent me a video of him putting a mandarin in a safe

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

assgod:

chillllll

assgod:

chillllll

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

(Source: bitchbot)

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

addelburgh:

incognito

addelburgh:

incognito

shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

(Source: pjransone)

officialcoolnerd:

when your mom won’t let you go out with your friends

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gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape